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Adult Bums and Willies Novelty Shorts - Blue Polka Dot Gag Costume
- SKU:
- cs28408
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Product Details
What's Included
- One pair of blue polka dot shorts with elastic gathered waistband
- Attached rubber bare bum at rear with realistic anatomical detail
- Attached willy with synthetic hair base and functional fly mechanism
- Side pockets with darker blue contrast polka dot trim
The Adult Bums and Willies Novelty Shorts are a classic stag night gag costume built for maximum comedic impact at bachelor parties, costume parties and adult-themed events.
Blue fabric with white polka dots creates a deliberately innocent visual contrast against the attached rubber bum and willy anatomical features. The polka dot pattern adds a playful, incongruous touch that amplifies the humour. Mid-thigh length relaxed fit with functional side pockets finished in darker blue contrast trim.
Key Features
- Lightweight breathable fabric with slight sheen finish
- Attached rubber bum and willy integrated into garment construction
- Willy features synthetic hair detail and functional fly mechanism for display or concealment
- Side pockets with darker blue polka dot contrast fabric trim
Perfect For
Stag & Buck's Nights: The go-to gag costume for Australian bachelor parties, bucks nights, and pre-wedding celebrations where anatomical humour is expected.
Adult Costume Parties: Ideal for novelty-themed parties, rude costume nights, and adult-only events where comedic shock value is the goal.
Pub Crawls & Themed Nights: Wear for stag do pub crawls, comedy nights, or any adult gathering that welcomes a touch of cheeky anatomical humour.
How to Wear It
Pair with a plain t-shirt or singlet to let the novelty shorts be the focal point. Keep footwear simple — thongs or casual trainers work best. No additional accessories needed — the shorts provide all the comedic impact on their own.
Frequently Asked Questions
What size are these novelty shorts?
These are one-size novelty shorts. The relaxed fit and adjustable waist accommodate a range of body types.
Are the bum and willy attachments securely fastened?
Yes — the rubber anatomical attachments are integrated into the garment construction during manufacture and are securely fastened for durability during party wear.
Can I wear these to a stag night or buck's party?
Absolutely — these shorts are designed specifically for stag nights, buck's parties, and adult bachelor celebrations where anatomical gag costumes are expected and welcomed.
What should I wear with these shorts?
Keep it simple — a plain t-shirt or singlet lets the novelty shorts be the star. Casual footwear like thongs or trainers completes the look without competing for attention.
How do I care for these shorts?
Hand wash cold to preserve the rubber attachments and fabric. Hang to dry away from direct sunlight. Do not machine wash or tumble dry as this may damage the anatomical features.
Care:Hand wash cold, hang dry, do not tumble dry.
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Shipping, Returns & Support
Shipping, Returns & Support
We dispatch quickly from our Melbourne warehouse and offer reliable delivery across Australia. Easy returns and fast support are available if you need help.
Delivery
✔ Dispatch within 1 business day
✔ Same day dispatch before 2pm
✔ Australia-wide delivery with tracking
Returns
✔ Easy 14-day returns & exchanges on eligible items
When will my order arrive?
Most orders arrive within 2–6 business days depending on your location.
Can I return this item?
Yes, we offer easy 14-day returns on eligible items.
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